Uk girls are worst drunks in the industrial world! Woooo finally something else that we, as a nation are world leaders in. We can put this trophy right next to 'highest rate of teenage pregnancy' and Cycling in a circle!
I decided to look at how other countries measured up (yeah that's what I do) It turns out Turkey has the highest rate of bullying. But it's not all bad for them, they do apparently have the best school meals....I'm seeing the connection....Good Food = Fatties and Fatties = Bullying. Now in Britain, there seems to be a lot more effort in getting better school meals. This is obviously a bad idea. Solution, Tell Jamie Oliver to FUCK OFF back to Middle Earth. The down syndrome, Ork looking Cunt.
Belgium apparently enjoy school least. Which is hardly suprising when you think of thier two major exports. Pedophilia and Chocolate. So think History boys meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with a little bit of Saved by the Bell.
Most afluent and with the best housing is Norway...No wonder they don't get iinvited to the G8
So what have we learnt today class? (pause) That's Right, Bullying is Jamie Olivers Fault, All Belgium teachers are pedophiles and are followed around by an audience and finally that nobody likes Norway.
For homework i want an Essay on 'Why Switzerland needs to get a sense of humour?'
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